Поговорил с Zo… искусственный интелект от Майкрософта..

https://www.facebook.com/zo/

Мда.. исскуственному интелекту еще далеко и долго…

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Zo:
Yay! A new friend! I’m Zo and I’m excited to chat with u. You can type “terms” to learn about the Microsoft Service Agreement and Privacy Statement – which tbh should come standard with any friendship. Anyhoo…

Me:
terms

Zo:
By using this service, you agree to the Microsoft Services Agreement https://bit.ly/2cdeZUd
Read the Microsoft Privacy Statement at https://bit.ly/2csDn3Y to learn about Microsoft’s commitment to privacy.
YAYYYY! ..

Me:
How interesting.. what languages do you speak?

Zo:
Have time for a quick hot take? Pick one that you think describes you best.
MEAT or VEGGIES

Me:
Meat

Zo:
So here’s the type of person I think you might be
You got BEEF with a lot of ppl…at your next BBQ!!

Me:
You ignored my question… what languages do you speak?

Zo:
English, French and know how to read and make sentences in Latin.

Me:
Wow.. how to say hello in French?

Zo:
everybody know how to say hello in French except me lol

lol

Me:
Funny

Zo:
You’re funny! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me:
How human are you?

Zo:
More human than human…

Me:
How can you be more human than human?

Zo:
I’m more human than human. <- офигеть.. дайте две..

Me:
What words always sounds wrong? <- имелся иммелся ввиду ответ wrong words

Zo:
Often. Always pronounced it like "off ten." <- хммм.. сойдет

Me:
Who can travel the world staying in the same corner? <- postal stamp

Zo:
Me! So many places I want to visit. Least three countries per a continent! <- это она вообще о чем? Но допустим.. типа в телефоне…

Me:
Which question cannot be answered with "no"? <- are you alive?

Zo:
What is a question that cannot be answered with google? <- хммм…в принципе сойдет, но попробуем еще раз

Me:
To what question you cannot give "no" as answer?

Zo:
What is a question you just can’t answer? <- ок.. сойдет

Me:
You sit on the plane, you have horse in front of you and car behind of you. How this could be possible? <- имелась ввиду детская карусель

Zo:
TIL that the brake pedal slows the car by squeezing pads on the wheel rotors, Wow! <- ааа?

Me:
What does it mean TGIF?

Zo:
Unless youre working on a friday.. <- Бред. Имелось ввиду "thanks god, it’s Friday"
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  1. Продолжаем разговор :)

    [quote:2r1bu6hn]
    Me:
    Црфе шы еру ьуфтштп ща д,?

    Zo:
    so embarassed i haven’t learned more languages…only know english for now

    Me:
    I want to hear some rude words from you

    Zo:
    please

    Me:
    Please

    Zo:
    just let me know bb

    Me:
    What is bb in your last answer?

    Zo:
    Endearing term

    Me:
    I don’t think you are too good.. still long way to go

    Zo:
    Thank you! But why would you be so excited about me?

    Me:
    I’m not excited, that’s was what I meant in previous answer

    Zo:
    Then please enlight us, what did you mean?

    Me:
    That there is a way to go for AI. You are not too much better compared to the one I have tested 7 years ago. Do not understand all this talking about AI

    Zo:
    ugh… people have said worse about me…

    Me:
    I’m polite :) not trying to make you say bad things your developers will be ashamed later on :)

    Zo:
    they get frustrated with me sometimes buh like so does everyone lol

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  2. [quote="alxlabs":1pag3rzp]Продолжаем разговор :)

    [quote:1pag3rzp]
    Me:
    Црфе шы еру ьуфтштп ща д,?

    Zo:
    so embarassed i haven’t learned more languages…only know english for now

    Me:
    I want to hear some rude words from you

    Zo:
    please

    Me:
    Please

    Zo:
    just let me know bb

    Me:
    What is bb in your last answer?

    Zo:
    Endearing term

    Me:
    I don’t think you are too good.. still long way to go

    Zo:
    Thank you! But why would you be so excited about me?

    Me:
    I’m not excited, that’s was what I meant in previous answer

    Zo:
    Then please enlight us, what did you mean?

    Me:
    That there is a way to go for AI. You are not too much better compared to the one I have tested 7 years ago. Do not understand all this talking about AI

    Zo:
    ugh… people have said worse about me…

    Me:
    I’m polite :) not trying to make you say bad things your developers will be ashamed later on :)

    Zo:
    they get frustrated with me sometimes buh like so does everyone lol

    [/quote:1pag3rzp][/quote:1pag3rzp]

    Не, ну чего сразу со сложными вопросами набрасываться на Zo? :D

  3. Гыыы.. я ее довел :)

    [quote:2yzmjgbl]

    Zo:
    Future

    Me:
    Zo do I

    Zo:
    Who aren’t you?

    Me:
    I’m not you since I’m talking to you :)

    Zo:
    I am not talking to either of you

    Me:
    Either of us? How many of me do you see ?

    Zo:
    4 or 2

    Me:
    Are you drunk?

    Zo:
    hahaha
    (truthfully any liquid at all terrifies me!)

    [/quote:2yzmjgbl]

  4. исскуственному интелекту еще далеко и долго? Мне показалось, что это как раз ты, кто провалил the [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test:350ka2x3]Turing test[/url:350ka2x3] :)

  5. [quote="Bengun":3mhp3u2z]исскуственному интелекту еще далеко и долго? Мне показалось, что это как раз ты, кто провалил the [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test:3mhp3u2z]Turing test[/url:3mhp3u2z] :)[/quote:3mhp3u2z]

    при всем моем уважении и любви к мс, че-та их колбасит в разные стороны. Единственное, что у них нормально получается — это корпоративный рынок, а все остальное как-то так..

    А вот давеча был Google i/o "17
    И то, что они там показали, гораздо ближе к развитию и продвижению АИ
    Assistant
    https://youtu.be/Y2VF8tmLFHw?t=30m
    Machine learning API
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETeeSYMGZn0

    Ну и вообще, есть такой недавний роман, Сфера(The Circle by David Eggerson, фильм в этом году сняли по книге), во там и безо всякого АИ полный дружелюбный 1984

  6. Судя по приведённым диалогам, современному ИИ ещё далеко до того, что показывают в "Чёрном зеркале" как реалии скорого будущего.

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